Dumbest Quotes

72 Dumbest quotes by 66 unique authors

Photographers - idiots, of which there are so many - say, "Oh, if only I had a Nikon or a Leica, I could make great… — Andreas Feininger
Horror fiction seems to spawn more dumbass 'rules' than any other kind of writing, and one of the dumbest is the assumed 'requirement' of a… — David J
But you know, my dad called me the laziest white kid he ever met. When I screamed back at him that he was putting down… — Norman Lear
I was probably the first kid in my high school to go to Yale. I applied almost as a lark. Then, when I got there,… — Maya Lin
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard… — Aziz Ansari
You must wanna be in the Guinness Book of World Records as the dumbest. — Puff Daddy
Wikipedia is a non-profit. It was either the dumbest thing I ever did or the smartest thing I ever did. — Jimmy Wales
I was poisoning myself with alcohol and medicating myself. I was trying to numb things. I was trying not to feel things, and that's ridiculous.… — Johnny Depp
Infidelity, cheating is the easiest, stupidest, dumbest thing you can do. — Joy Browne
In that film Love Story, there's a line, "Love means never having to say you're sorry." That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Love means… — Ray Bradbury
You don't want to be the smartest person in the room; you want to be the dumbest in the room. You want to be surrounded… — Madonna Ciccone
In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of 'Cops' and 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. I could watch that the entire day. — Robert Pattinson
The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that. — Ted Turner
Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate… — Garrison Keillor
Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that. — Kurt Vonnegut
If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me… — Charles M. Schulz
Why do I have to do this?" Gator demanded. Cuz you're such a pretty boy. Our photographer isn't going to fall for one of us… — Christine Feehan
No bra,” he said against her mouth. “Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever. — Larissa Ione
Mr. Vey, you cannot be stuffed into a locker without your consent." Dallstrom said, which may be the dumbest thing ever said in a school.… — Richard Paul Evans
I’m not the smartest guy in the world, but I’m certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I’ve read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"… — Nick Hornby
Credit card interest payments are the dumbest money of all. — Hill Harper
We human beings do a lot of dumb things, and war is certainly the dumbest. — Natalie Babbitt
Just when you think you've got it all figured out, you do the dumbest thing you possibly could. You fall in love. — Superman
Mr. Electricidad: OK, kids, whos next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas. Linus: Maybe we can freeze his circuits! Mr. Electricidad: Thats the dumbest idea… — Unknown Author
Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland

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