Duh Quotes

40 quotes by 29 authors

He looked blank. â€œHeâ€™s the one whoâ€™s been doing the magic against us?â€ â€œDuh,â€ I said. â€œDoona be â€˜duhâ€™ing me, lass,â€ he growled, his burr… — Karen Marie Moning
She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she… — Larissa Ione
How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked. "He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh." "Of course," I said. "Silly me. — Rick Riordan
What colors are the eyes of Anubis?" "Brown...Duh. — Rick Riordan
I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh. — Clyde Edgerton
That funny moment when your friend makes another account and tries to fool you by being another person ... duh bitch, I can see beyond… — Unknown Author
! What are you doing here?? And how did you know this was my room?? I was slightly weirded out. I said I hope to… — Unknown Author
K wats up with the internet FIGHTING,like I find it so lame, like I understand ur defending ur self TOTALLY!! but dont go to far… — Unknown Author
WE ARE THE BEST OF THE BESTS. WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU ARE WE GOT CHEER SPIRIT GO N.G.S.S. CHEER SQUAD IM CAPTAIN OF COURSE.… — Asheya
I'm fluffy and I'm not as pretty naked as I once was. Duh, its called life without good genes, proper diet, regular exercise, and plastic… — Rock Cowles
Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha. You never thought that hip hop would take it this far. Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight. — Biggie Smalls
When I hit 'em from the back I got them mami's saying dammit man. When I put it in they mouth I got them mami's… — Pitbull
Now I'm like, well duh! Truly thnkaful for your help. — Unknown Author
Now I'm like, well duh! Truly tanhkufl for your help. — Unknown Author
Now I'm like, well duh! Truly takhnful for your help. — Leatrice
They tell me I'm the shit I'm like, duh!? girls on my dick I'm like, duh!? getting stupid in this bitch so wassap? — Mac Miller
How many times do I have to tell you? You have to jam your rod in there really hard, push it in as hard as… — Mike_S
If I had one wish it'd be to have more wishes, duh. — Kid Cudi
I didnt fall...the floor called me stupid so I tackled it DUH! — Unknown Author
My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You treat Me :) — Karal

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