Duh Quotes

40 Duh quotes by 29 unique authors

It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh! — Victoria Jackson
It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong. — Molly Ivins
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that. — Si Robertson
When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life. — Scott Ian
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to… — Will Durst
Music moves me - duh - and that is like having a window opening on a heightened reality, but the effect is fleeting: When the… — Yann Martel
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his… — Jay Leno
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that… — Conan O'Brien
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh. — Charlie Sheen
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? — Charlie Sheen
You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well… — Rick Riordan
Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH! — Lisi Harrison
I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller. Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think, just maybe, that's… — Frank Beddor
Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well,… — Michael Buckley
What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you’re going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Facinating." He broke into a wide grin. "I've discovered something, Khufu. This is not Memphis, Egypt." Khufu gave me a sideways look, and I could… — Rick Riordan
Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we’re having a psycho reunion this week…Oh wait, it’s… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, duh. You're cuter than she is." He said it like he might say, Grass is green or, Gravity works. Something warm opened up inside… — Lilith Saintcrow
Well, duh. He was six feet, six inches tall and built like a brick shithouse. — J R Ward
He looked blank. “He’s the one who’s been doing the magic against us?” “Duh,” I said. “Doona be ‘duh’ing me, lass,” he growled, his burr… — Karen Marie Moning
She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she… — Larissa Ione
How does Galdoila know about the reward?" i asked. "He reads the signs," Grover said. "Duh." "Of course," I said. "Silly me. — Rick Riordan
What colors are the eyes of Anubis?" "Brown...Duh. — Rick Riordan
I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh. — Clyde Edgerton

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