Duh Quotes
40 quotes by 34 authors
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It's in the Bible. God created it. He did not create gay marriage. He created man and woman marriage -- duh!
— Victoria Jackson
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It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.
— Molly Ivins
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I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
— Si Robertson
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When you're younger - duh - you don't really have the tools to deal with certain things in your life.
— Scott Ian
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The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to…
— Will Durst
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Music moves me - duh - and that is like having a window opening on a heightened reality, but the effect is fleeting: When the…
— Yann Martel
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According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his…
— Jay Leno
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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that…
— Conan O'Brien
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Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
— Charlie Sheen
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Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
— Charlie Sheen
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You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well…
— Rick Riordan
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Loser loser Double loser whatever as if get the picture DUH!
— Lisi Harrison
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I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller. Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think, just maybe, that's…
— Frank Beddor
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Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well,…
— Michael Buckley
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What are you? (Nick) Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not like you’re going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Facinating." He broke into a wide grin. "I've discovered something, Khufu. This is not Memphis, Egypt." Khufu gave me a sideways look, and I could…
— Rick Riordan
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Yeah, I know, but word came from Artemis herself that she wanted him here. Looks like we’re having a psycho reunion this week…Oh wait, it’s…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Well, duh. You're cuter than she is." He said it like he might say, Grass is green or, Gravity works. Something warm opened up inside…
— Lilith Saintcrow
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Well, duh. He was six feet, six inches tall and built like a brick shithouse.
— J R Ward
Who Wrote These Duh Quotes
34 authors contributed a total of 40 Duh Quotes, led by these top contributors: