Dryer Quotes

46 quotes by 42 authors

I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a setting on the dryer. — Jodi Picoult
Well, thanks. It was nice of you to give me anything." The tension between them seemed to press down on her like humid air. "Better… — Cassandra Clare
Normal' is a dryer setting. — Elizabeth Moon
Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?"… — Janet Evanovich
Iâ€™m confiscating your hair dryerâ€”youâ€™ve fried your brain. — Rachel Vincent
I've never been this wet in my life, " said Kira. "Even immersed in a bathtub I swear I was dryer than I am now.… — Dan Wells
Because these wings are no longer wings to fly But merely vans to beat the air The air which is now thoroughly small and dry… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
I wish the dryer were running, because man, I could use a good...tumble dry."-Eve Rosser — Rachel Caine
My chest bumps like a dryer with shoes in it. — David Foster Wallace
A fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer. — Karen Marie Moning
My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8,… — Daniel Bruhl
I used to have a blankie, and when my mom had to wash it, I would sit outside the dryer and watch it go round… — Drew Barrymore
You know when pillowcases come out of the dryer and they get really wrinkled? I iron them. — Jacob Latimore
All you needed back then was a blow dryer and a dream. — Taylor Dayne
Did you ever, when you were little, endure your parents warnings, then wait for them to leave the room, pry loose protective covers and consider… — Justice Fitzgerald
Nowadays, dryer manufacturers can be found everywhere in China, in fact, it has a great relationship with the stage of Chinas current development strategy. Chinas… — Oliva
Do not attempt to dry your Kindle with an external heat source, such as a microwave oven or hair dryer — Unknown Author
''Watching institutionalised powers fight against each other is like seeing two girls fight over a hair dryer.'' — Jeremy Limn
Facebook is like a clothes dryer. You can't put your genes into it until you remove the dirty lint from the filter. — Kenny Floyd
Let me tell you a little story about a guy called Johnny. He's got the 2.25 kids, the washer, dryer, he's livin' the dream. But… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Dryer Quotes

42 authors contributed a total of 46 Dryer Quotes, led by these top contributors: