Drinks Quotes

346 quotes by 299 authors

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. — Mark Twain
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks. — Robin Williams
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward. — Frank Lloyd Wright
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. — Henny Youngman
Behind the corpse in the reservoir, behind the ghost on the links, Behind the lady who dances and the man who madly drinks, Under the… — Wystan Hugh Auden
i would like to remind the management that the drinks are watered and the hat-check girl has syphilis and the band is composed of former… — Leonard Cohen
Yet for all the depression no one ever quit. When someone quit, we couldn't believe it. 'I'm becoming a rafting instructor on the Colorado River,'… — Joshua Ferris
I think you would like Warren. He drinks Courvoisier in a Coke can, and has a laugh like you'd find in a cartoon bubble. — Amy Hempel
"The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and… — Humphrey Bogart
A woman knows very well that, though a wit sends her his poems, praises her judgment, solicits her criticism, and drinks her tea, this by… — Virginia Woolf
The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hates the rich because, openly or covertly, everybody envies the rich.… — Tom Robbins
There is a riddle about a man who is locked in a room with nothing but a bed and a calendar, and the question is:… — Kurt Vonnegut
Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it… — Abraham Lincoln
Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits. — Neal Cassady
Of the good in you I can speak, but not of the evil. For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and… — Khalil Gibran
When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often I can stop laughing before they edge away and… — Tamora Pierce
So you wish to conquer in the Olympic Games, my friend? And I, too... But first mark the conditions and the consequences. You will have… — Epictetus
Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because thatâ€™s what… — Paris Hilton
You do not seek to kill me, Dumbledore?â€ called Voldemort, his scarlet eyes narrowed. â€œAbove such brutality, are you?â€ â€œWe both know that there are… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. — Dudley Moore

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