Drinks Quotes
346 quotes by 299 authors
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If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
— Jack Handey
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The bible is a remarkable fountain: the more one draws and drinks of it, the more it stimulates thirst.
— Martin Luther
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Comics speak, without qualm or sophistication, to the innermost ears of the wishful self. The response is like that of a thirsty traveler who suddenly…
— William Moulton Marston
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Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit it is injurious,…
— William Duncan Silkworth
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I've got a stag weekend coming up and I've said I'm not doing anything more than a few drinks. I won't have it. I'll go…
— Martin Freeman
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Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money or absolving the…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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There was an austerely dignified award ceremony. By that I mean we had to buy our own drinks - in clear violation of the international…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Not only does one drink champagne, but one inhales it, one looks at it, one swallows it ...And one drinks it.
— Edward VII
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There is no night life in Spain. They stay up late but they get up late. That is not night life. That is delaying the…
— Ernest Hemingway
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James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or…
— Ken Follett
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Mama used to tell us a story about a cicada sitting high in a tree. It chirps and drinks in dew, oblivious to the praying…
— Lisa See
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Sometimes if somebody you feel you need... the whole universe tells you that you have to have her, you start watching her favorite TV shows…
— Jeff Buckley
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It is always the individual who thinks. Society does not think any more than it eats or drinks. The evolution of human reasoning from the…
— Ludwig von Mises
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I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I haven't even opened yet!
— Karen Walker
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You meet rich people and you hang around with them, and one night they've had a few drinks and they say 'I'll buy it!' Then…
— Andy Warhol
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I really can't stand any more to pay for a burst of animation when someone comes in for drinks with a depressed and low-keyed next…
— Edmund Wilson
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One lawyer told me that he never drinks water or eats in front of the jury because they can't do either one.
— Jeremy Sumpter
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Bill Pearson is definitely a man to talk to, especially in the afternoon when he's had a couple of drinks because he's got so many…
— Duncan Jones
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My mother's father drank and her mother was an unhappy, neurotic woman, and I think she has lived all her life afraid of anyone who…
— John Hurt
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I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars,…
— Jack Benny
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