Doug Quotes

38 quotes by 31 authors

Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO… — Adam Rex
And by the way, showers. Look into them, Doug! — Rachel Caine
She thought about him all the time - not so much about Doug the individual, but rather about the nature of love, and the shock… — J. Courtney Sullivan
All I know is, he found out you left and he locked himself in the shed and barricaded the door. No one's seen him since,"… — Kate Brian
Doug returned five minutes later and shook his head. "Sorry kid. She's single, but she doesn't think you're her type. She's into the Goth and… — Richelle Mead
It means, Doug Swieteck, that in this class, you are not your brother. — Gary D. Schmidt
You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug — R L Stine
Finally Doug broke the stalemate and looked at Megan. "Thanks a lot," he said sarcastically. Then he yanked off his plastic gloves, tossed them at… — Kate Brian
One more thing," Megan said, stopping Doug in his tracks. His shoulders slumped and he turned around. "What? You want my kidney?" "I want in… — Kate Brian
San Francisco is a city of twenty-something millionaire white kids named Doug. — Tom Lehrer
Please forgive me, Mother. I apologize for saying 'fuck.' Then he straightened and addressed Doug. Which, by the way, was repeated sixty-seven times in this… — SangFroid Stalker
For about 15 minutes, Doug Flutie was the toast of New York-not just the toast but the challah and the pita and the croissants, too. — George Vecsey
I'm from where Nicky Barnes got rich as fuck. Rich n' A hit the kitchens they were pitchin up. Rob Base, Mase, Doug E Fresh… — Camron
Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and… — The Hangover
Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now… — The Hangover
Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man… — The Hangover
F*ck! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest! -Officer Doug Penhall — 21 Jump Street
Gotta go and get the Diamond Ring soon. I need money first hey GRAMPS I need work. 400 bucks a week hit me up GRAMP… — Jon Hawes

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