Dorm Quotes
54 quotes by 48 authors
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As many know, and especially those who may have young sons or daughters at colleges or universities, the last thing you want to hear is…
— Vito Fossella
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Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.
— Douglas Wilson
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When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the…
— Mike Huckabee
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I bet most of us have experienced at some point the joys of less: college - in your dorm, traveling - in a hotel room,…
— Graham Hill
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It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.
— Cody Lundin
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I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm…
— Robert B. Parker
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Probably like a couple of years from now, there'll be a lot of girls here, and then it won't be just like all boys, so…
— Mo'ne Davis
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This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.
— Robert B. Parker
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After practice, I would have to go back to the dorm and take a nap.
— Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Facebook wasn't built out of a Harvard dorm window.
— Eduardo Saverin
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My cellmate's raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn.
— Tupac Shakur
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I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. (telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books
— Steve Spurrier
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There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus, where I was…
— Brian Greene
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The mistake isn't releasing something bad. The mistake is to launch it and get PR people involved. You don't want people to start amping up…
— Eric Ries
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Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go…
— Emma Watson
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I literally coded Facebook in my dorm room and launched it from my dorm room. I rented a server for $85 a month, and I…
— Mark Zuckerberg
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I offer Emily half of my hit of acid- Love Saves the Day. It's my second or third time tripping, Emily's first, and she's understandably…
— Nick Flynn
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So the greatest source of happiness is other people- and what does money do? It isolates us from other people. It enables us to build…
— Eric Weiner
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Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out God is gay.…
— Saul Williams
Who Wrote These Dorm Quotes
48 authors contributed a total of 54 Dorm Quotes, led by these top contributors: