Dorm Quotes

54 quotes by 48 authors

As many know, and especially those who may have young sons or daughters at colleges or universities, the last thing you want to hear is… — Vito Fossella
Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate. — Douglas Wilson
When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the… — Mike Huckabee
I bet most of us have experienced at some point the joys of less: college - in your dorm, traveling - in a hotel room,… — Graham Hill
It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room. — Cody Lundin
I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm… — Robert B. Parker
Probably like a couple of years from now, there'll be a lot of girls here, and then it won't be just like all boys, so… — Mo'ne Davis
This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think. — Robert B. Parker
After practice, I would have to go back to the dorm and take a nap. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Facebook wasn't built out of a Harvard dorm window. — Eduardo Saverin
My cellmate's raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn. — Tupac Shakur
I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. (telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books — Steve Spurrier
There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus, where I was… — Brian Greene
The mistake isn't releasing something bad. The mistake is to launch it and get PR people involved. You don't want people to start amping up… — Eric Ries
Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go… — Emma Watson
I literally coded Facebook in my dorm room and launched it from my dorm room. I rented a server for $85 a month, and I… — Mark Zuckerberg
I offer Emily half of my hit of acid- Love Saves the Day. It's my second or third time tripping, Emily's first, and she's understandably… — Nick Flynn
So the greatest source of happiness is other people- and what does money do? It isolates us from other people. It enables us to build… — Eric Weiner
Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out God is gay.… — Saul Williams

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