Dorm Quotes

54 quotes by 48 authors

The first two projects I did out of my dorm room were mock film soundtracks. — Danger Mouse
I played in a couple of really crummy bands, including one in the dorm I was in at MIT, for a year or two. — Tom Scholz
In the late 1990s, I wrote a book from the point of view of a young black woman who has barricaded herself in her college… — Susan Shreve
I was very shy and somewhat awkward. I studied too hard. And to have this exciting dorm life was a whole new thing. — Nicholson Baker
Aquafina kid cuisine and a laptop bc chillin like degrees for da sasquacth.. talks pop like the in the middle cinnamon Benjamins never had em… — Yeah
I'm in dorm two lower ma, here's my address. Send my G-Unit and my mailin package. Now Suzie, you know I would never try to… — Tony Yayo
Wu-Tang Killerrr Bees on a swarm! Rain on ya dollar's ass, disco dorm! — Old Dirty Bastard
Oh yeah, to my college girl, take the weekend off and come home soon. I graduated way too long ago to be sneakin' all in… — J. Cole
Man...its pretty sad when girls are in their dorms with nothing to do and then they start sexually harassing you in online chatrooms... — Epifania Savea
My life was on the set of 90210, which meant I had a full-time job while everyone else I knew was starting college. It kind… — Tori Spelling
I was a freshman at UC Santa Cruz, really poor and restless to see the world. I used to sit in my dorm room, thinking… — Rebecca Romijn
A freshman at Michigan State University was randomly assigned to the same dorm room his father occupied in 1978. A fact that will no doubt… — Seth Meyers
Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop! Mother: If your… — Sheryne Brooks
The blonde student went to the library and checked out a book called How to Hump. She got back to her dorm and found out… — Nikhil Saluja

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