Doctor Said Quotes
33 Doctor Said quotes by 33 unique authors
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My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.
— Judy Gold
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I had a video made of my recent knee operation. The doctor said it was the best movie I ever starred in.
— Shirley MacLaine
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My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
— Red Skelton
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I…
— Aisha Tyler
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"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet…
— Sam Ewing
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The doctor said I should do a lot of walking, so I walk to the mound nine or ten times a game.
— Cal Ripken, Sr.
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One day the factory sports coach, who was very strict, pointed at four boys, including me, and ordered us to run in a race. I…
— Emil Zatopek
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That cactus went right through my eye. It left my eye flat. They took me to a doctor, and he said, 'We'll have to take…
— Bernard Jensen
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I hear from patients who say their doctor said, 'If you want to take Vitamin C, go ahead and do it. It won't harm you,…
— Linus Pauling
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My doctor said, for want of a better word, now that we've got medicines out here that can help, let's put you on one of…
— Teri Garr
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My doctor said, 'If you can weigh what you weighed in high school, you'll essentially be healthy and not have Type 2 diabetes.' Well, I'm…
— Tom Hanks
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The doctor said, 'He can't last a week.' And I did. And they said, 'There's no way this kid's going to last a month.' And…
— Mattie Stepanek
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Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently,…
— Tim Burton
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All those years on the psychiatrist's couch and suddenly the couch is moving. Good God, she is on that couch when the big one hits.…
— Amy Hempel
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Fear," the doctor said, "is the relinquishment of logic, the willing relinquishing of reasonable patterns. We yield to it or we fight it, but we…
— Shirley Jackson
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You know what the doctor said to me to cheer me up?" Fat said. "There are worse diseases than cancer." "Did he show you slides?"…
— Philip K. Dick
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A sea of red lights, and I slow down. My job now is to gather everyone together and tell them we have to let her…
— Kaui Hart Hemmings
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There’s a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out You’d better just leave it be Body grew…
— Gayle Forman
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When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought…
— Mary Tyler Moore
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When I was about 3 months pregnant, I was running, looked down, and there was blood everywhere. I totally freaked out, but the doctor said…
— Amy Locane
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The doctor said I'm 2 weeks....not showing yet....
— Cheergirl
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My doctor said I needed help, I almost believed him.
— Aruho Marvin
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Then if the egg don't stain you'll be ringing off the hook, you're on the hit list wanted in the telephone book. I like songs…
— Sum 41
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The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
— Ralph Wiggum
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My mutherf-cking doctor, said I need a doctor.
— Lil Wayne
Who Wrote These Doctor Said Quotes
33 authors contributed a total of 33 Doctor Said Quotes, led by these top contributors: