Doctor Said Quotes

33 Doctor Said quotes by 33 unique authors

My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure. — Judy Gold
I had a video made of my recent knee operation. The doctor said it was the best movie I ever starred in. — Shirley MacLaine
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton
After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I… — Aisha Tyler
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to my feet… — Sam Ewing
The doctor said I should do a lot of walking, so I walk to the mound nine or ten times a game. — Cal Ripken, Sr.
One day the factory sports coach, who was very strict, pointed at four boys, including me, and ordered us to run in a race. I… — Emil Zatopek
That cactus went right through my eye. It left my eye flat. They took me to a doctor, and he said, 'We'll have to take… — Bernard Jensen
I hear from patients who say their doctor said, 'If you want to take Vitamin C, go ahead and do it. It won't harm you,… — Linus Pauling
My doctor said, for want of a better word, now that we've got medicines out here that can help, let's put you on one of… — Teri Garr
My doctor said, 'If you can weigh what you weighed in high school, you'll essentially be healthy and not have Type 2 diabetes.' Well, I'm… — Tom Hanks
The doctor said, 'He can't last a week.' And I did. And they said, 'There's no way this kid's going to last a month.' And… — Mattie Stepanek
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently,… — Tim Burton
All those years on the psychiatrist's couch and suddenly the couch is moving. Good God, she is on that couch when the big one hits.… — Amy Hempel
Fear," the doctor said, "is the relinquishment of logic, the willing relinquishing of reasonable patterns. We yield to it or we fight it, but we… — Shirley Jackson
You know what the doctor said to me to cheer me up?" Fat said. "There are worse diseases than cancer." "Did he show you slides?"… — Philip K. Dick
A sea of red lights, and I slow down. My job now is to gather everyone together and tell them we have to let her… — Kaui Hart Hemmings
There’s a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out You’d better just leave it be Body grew… — Gayle Forman
When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought… — Mary Tyler Moore
When I was about 3 months pregnant, I was running, looked down, and there was blood everywhere. I totally freaked out, but the doctor said… — Amy Locane
The doctor said I'm 2 weeks....not showing yet.... — Cheergirl
My doctor said I needed help, I almost believed him. — Aruho Marvin
Then if the egg don't stain you'll be ringing off the hook, you're on the hit list wanted in the telephone book. I like songs… — Sum 41
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum
My mutherf-cking doctor, said I need a doctor. — Lil Wayne

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