Divorces Quotes

42 Divorces quotes by 40 unique authors

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it. — Willie Nelson
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' — Helen Rowland
I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never. — Catherine Zeta-Jones
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. — Henny Youngman
Electronic books are a bad thing because they cannot be accumulated on shelves to remind you of your past, to impress your neighbors and colleagues,… — J P Donleavy
When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties. — Dana Stabenow
But the young educated adults of the 90s -- who were, of course, the children of the same impassioned infidelities and divorces Mr. Updike wrote… — David Foster Wallace
Gerald Westerby, he told himself. You were present at your birth. You were present at your several marriages and at some of your divorces, and… — John le Carre
She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a… — John Green
I wonder if ever again Americans can have that experience of returning to a home place so intimately known, profoundly felt, deeply loved, and absolutely… — Wallace Stegner
Most humbling of all is to comprehend the lifesaving gift that your pit crew of people has been for you, and all the experiences you… — Anne Lamott
Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but… — Djimon Hounsou
My dad is from Japanese descent, my mom is from Swedish descent and, through marriages and divorces, a pretty multicultural family - a lot of… — Cary Fukunaga
I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me. — Harvey Korman
There would be fewer divorces if men gave as much loving attention to their wives as they do their cars and jobs. — Vikrant Parsai
Many divorces are caused by the marriage of two people who are in love with themselves. — Vikrant Parsai
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions asking: And do… — Nikhil Saluja

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