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I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma. — Kid Rock
When I graduated from the University of Pennsylvania I had a baby in one arm, a diploma in the other and I didn't know where… — Gloria Allred
I just want to show the world it's never too late to get your diploma, and show kids they should stay in school and not… — Flavor Flav
There are five kids in my family and I'm the only one who didn't get a diploma. All the kids got their diplomas hanging in… — Ronnie Van Zant
It is impossible to maintain civilization with 12-year-olds having babies, with 15-year-olds killing each other, with 17-year-olds dying of AIDS and with 18-year-olds getting diplomas… — Newt Gingrich
Art is a course in personal development that has no reliable diploma and no known end. The pursuit of art instructs in beauty as well… — Robert Genn
I wandered away on a glorious botanical and geological excursion, which has lasted nearly fifty years and is not yet completed, always happy and free,… — John Muir
If you don't take enough math classes or science classes or writing intensive classes, you're not going to be prepared to compete in college or… — Rod Blagojevich
Even though I am going to miss out on my prom or I am going to miss out on walking across stage to accept my… — Cheyenne Kimball
We tried to have diplomas without learning, we tried to have jobs without work, we tried to have houses without savings, we tried to have… — Newt Gingrich
Who's going to ask a painter to see a diploma? They'd say, 'Can I see your paintings?', wouldn't they? — David Hockney
God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars. — Elbert Hubbard
Many kids come out of college, they have a credit card and a diploma. They don't know how to buy a house or a car… — Jesse Jackson
I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. — Eartha Kitt
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse. — Ed Koch
A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. — Joyce Meyer
Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people in our country. — Mitt Romney
A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue. — Edith Wharton
The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can't even spell. I… — Ron White
At the end of life we will not be judged by how many diplomas we have received, how much money we have made, how many… — Mother Teresa
The problem with elections is that anybody who wants an office badly enough to run for it probably shouldn’t have it. And anybody who does… — Orson Scott Card
Now, bitterly, with one sweep of the front door, the compassion was spent. To the degree that Lawrence's face was familiar, it was killingly so… — Lionel Shriver
Where most men work for degrees after their names, we work for one before our names: 'St.' It's a much more difficult degree to attain.… — Mother Angelica
I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. — Bill Maher
A man's worth isn't measured by a bank register or diploma... It's about integrity — Richard Paul Evans

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