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- A girls mouth is like a couch, once your dick gets in it, it becomes real fucking cumfy. — Nikhil Saluja
- I wish pussy could talk just so that my dick would have the pleasure of shutting it the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one. — Nikhil Saluja
- Guys: wanna make your woman feel speechless? Shove your dick in her mouth mid-sentence. — Nikhil Saluja
- The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
- By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck… — Melchor Lim
- Not trying to be rude, but your dick gets less action then a white crayon. — Cuts And Scars
- I love girls that Arabian, Albanian, caucasian. I ride around gettin cranium cause my dick is hard as titanium. — Big Sean