Desk Quotes

484 Desk quotes by 403 unique authors

I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took… — Rick Sutter
These tapes have been found, which were taken from the desk and various bootlegs. At the time we never got to hear them, they didn't… — Michael Giles
I didn't want to spend my life behind a desk. — John Gilpin
When somebody was looking in my locker, it was like going in my desk. Somebody happened to be looking in my locker when they shouldn't… — Bobby Bonilla
Writing can be a very solitary business. It's you sat at a desk typing words into a computer. It can get lonely sometimes and lots… — Paul Kane
Well, the thought that everybody might have a personal computer at their desk or their home was certainly not on the mainstream of anybody's activity… — Jack Kilby
If you were to climb up on your desk, walk around behind your monitor and lean way over so you could see the screen, you'd… — John Langdon
I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and a man cleaned out his… — Unknown Author
So the vision of Microsoft is pretty simple. It changed a couple years ago. For the first 25 years of the company, it was a… — Bill Gates
I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that makes you want… — Mouth McFadden
He leans back from his desk, Rubs the back of his neck, The stress takes effect. — Asher Roth
Once in grade school, we were watching a movie with the lights out and I puked all over my desk. I was so freaked out… — Joey Jordison
If I get murdered in the city. Go read the letter in my desk. Don't bother with all my belongings. Pay attention to the list.… — The Avett Brothers
I got a nug on my desk and in my dresser drawer and when I'm running low my hidden stash is in the floor furthermore.… — Kottonmouth Kings
Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my… — Dwight Schrute
Life should be like a play with cards you make a mistake shuffle the desk and start over — Backstreet Boys
Cleaning out my desk because I am moving on to fill bigger shoes — Danielle Lobbins
I have their msfineato hanging above my desk in my room! Another great one is the pursuit of happiness is the source of all unhappiness… — Unknown Author
Can't wait! wish I came up with a betetr kicker than fruit. Don't forget my thunderstorms and EPub files idea! I am curious to see… — Unknown Author
As I stare at your picture I can't help but fight off the feeling of disgust at what I've done to us. Some part of… — Unknown Author
When Jersey Shore ends I'm going to do more spinoffs. If MTV doesn't want them, another network will be, like, 'What does Snooki do now?'… — Snooki
I went to a Christian school, so things are real locked-down. There was dress code and a button-up shirt, which would hang down pretty low… — Ryan Phillippe
Music is something that is in you. You can touch people with your music even if you're working a job at starbucks or working a… — Bethany Joy Galeotti
I can't tell you how many times, whether we were discussing the economy, health care or energy crisis, the president walked to his desk, take… — Rahm Emanuel
Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing. — Rachel Green

Who Wrote These Desk Quotes

403 authors contributed a total of 484 Desk Quotes, led by these top contributors: