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155 Dentist quotes by 136 unique authors

When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I… — Trey Parker
Look, if you have somebody who doesn't have health insurance, who doesn't have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal with their cold… — Bernie Sanders
Low-income people, racial or ethnic minorities, pregnant women, seniors, people with special needs, people in rural areas - they all have a much harder time… — Bernie Sanders
I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist. — Anna Deavere Smith
Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your… — Lara Stone
If I ask you to write down the last 4 digits of your social security number, and then take you out to lunch and ask… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes,… — Andre Leon Talley
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or… — Peter Tork
I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you. — Sofia Vergara
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And… — Tim Vine
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day. — Evelyn Waugh
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. — Bill Cosby
Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist hangs… — Daniel Webster
In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn; color your hair; watch a third of a hockey game. In nineteen minutes, you can bake… — Jodi Picoult
It doesn't really matter whether you grip the arms of the dentist's chair or let your hands lie in your lap. The drill drills on. — C.S. Lewis
…. Query: How contrive not to waste one's time? Answer: By being fully aware of it all the while. Ways in which this can be… — Albert Camus
The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist. — Gordon Korman
There were always men looking for jobs in America. There were always all these usable bodies. And I wanted to be a writer. Almost everybody… — Charles Bukowski
...the air so still it aches like the place where the tooth was on the morning after you’ve been to the dentist or aches like… — Robert Penn Warren
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not… — Agatha Christie
And yet, standing behind her son, waiting for the traffic light change, she remembered how in the midst of it all there had been a… — Elizabeth Strout
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! — Janet Evanovich
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not… — Woody Allen
Like many young men in the South, he had trouble ruling out the possible. They are not like an immigrant's son in Passaic who desires… — Walker Percy
My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a… — Oscar Wilde

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