Definitions Quotes
- GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. — Nikhil Saluja
- HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. — Nikhil Saluja
- IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid. — Nikhil Saluja
- INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja
- LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. — Nikhil Saluja
- PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own. — Nikhil Saluja
- PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja
- PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja
- SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. — Nikhil Saluja
- STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja
- STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja
- TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. — Nikhil Saluja
- TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. — Nikhil Saluja
- TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja
- VERBAL: Able to whine in words — Nikhil Saluja
- WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out. — Nikhil Saluja
- Funny Definitions.. — Gyanendra
- DEFINE LOVE, DONT TAKE OTHERS DEFINITIONS. MAKE UP UR OWN, AFETR U'VE FELL IN LOVE. IN REALITY ITS MUCH BETTER THEN EVERYTHING ANYONE EVER SAID:) — Maryam
- Hmmm! certain words have no definitions for them like politics and it is so cause people don't want to waste their time in defining what… — Sardar Hyder Abbas
- Hmmm! Love has different definitions, so define it if you have one of yours as all have the same end although we have different words… — Sardar Hyder Abbas