Death Quotes

13020 Death quotes by 5305 unique authors

No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs. — Garrison Keillor
Cigarettes don't kill people - cancer kills people. — Richard M. Weiner
Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the… — Ricky Gervais
Her cover version of Smells Like Teen Spirit is the reason Kurt killed himself. — Tori Amos
You know your life is over when you own a lawnmower. — Todd Skinner
All stories, if continued far enough, end in death. — Ernest Hemingway
Who would not shudder if he were given the choice of eternal death or life again as a child ? Who would not choose to… — Saint Augustine
I'm going to live forever, or die trying ! — Spider Robinson
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation. — Prince Philip
I'm so not ready to die. It petrifies me. I go alone. I go to a place I don't know. It might be painful. It… — William Shatner
Without the threat of death, there's no reason to live... at all. — Marilyn Manson
You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH ! — Terry Pratchett
I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?' — Zach Galifianakis
Dead people are all on the same level. — Charles Starkweather
I have lived with the prospect of an early death for the last 49 years. I'm not afraid of death, but I'm in no hurry… — Stephen Hawking
I like people who can't die in their bed. — Erri De Luca
If we're bringing up kids that are so stupid that they kill themselves because of a song, what good are the kids in the first… — Marilyn Manson
According to your medical checkup, you are dead. — Unknown Author
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. — Joseph Heller
It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does ? — Edward James Olmos
Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had its price. That is why the bounty killers appeared. — Sergio Leone
One thinks one's something unique and wonderful at the center of the universe, when in fact one's just a slight interruption in the ongoing march… — Aldous Huxley
I like to look on the bright side: Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. — Scott Frank
I'd rather DIE than go to heaven. — Brendon Small
Homicide, /n./ The slaying of one human by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great… — Ambrose Bierce

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