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Dead Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Someone can break your heart, leave you dead on the lawn, and still you never learn what to say to stop it all over again.
- A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled", describing a journey he took through the woods along a path…
- Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down.
- Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is dead, or pretending…
- Wherever there’s a conductor, you’re sure to find a dead composer!
- The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned their fate, while the Concertmaster showed off. The Flutes did bird imitations…repeatedly, and…
- There are so many movies like this, where you thought you were smarter than the screen but the director was smarter than you, of course…
- If you try to avoid every instance of peer pressure you will end up without any peers whatsoever, and the trick is to succumb to…
- Why not rise from the grave and terrorize a little instead of staying buried and dead in the cemetery?
More Dead Quotes
- The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead. — Aristotle
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Punk will never be dead to me. It's my life. I can never just drop this lifestyle. It embodies me. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death. — Francis Bacon
- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- Some brewers of Ale and Beere doe put it into their drinke to make it more heady, fit to please drunkards, who… — Matthias de l'Obel
- Each man is everything to himself, for with his death everything is dead for him. That is why each of us thinks… — Blaise Pascal
- I would rather have a living smile from one I know is true than tears round my casket when this world I… — Superman