Day Keeps Quotes

28 quotes by 27 authors

A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. — Stephen Colbert
A joke a day keeps the gloom away! — Cesar Romero
A drawing a day keeps the cobwebs away. — Robert Genn
Blues fallin' down like hail And the day keeps on worryin' me There's a hell hound on my trail. — Robert Johnson
We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat… — Karl Pilkington
Weâ€™ve all heard the expression, â€˜An apple a day keeps the doctor away.â€™ Well, Iâ€™ve got a good question for you: What if itâ€™s true?… — Jim Rohn
Repeating an affirmation several times a day keeps you focused on your goal, strengthens your motivation, and programs your subconscious by sending an order to… — Jack Canfield
Don't show off every day, or you'll stop surprising people. There must always be some novelty left over. The person who displays a little more… — Baltasar Gracian
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away. — Phyllis McGinley
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. — Benjamin Franklin
One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away. — Saul Bellow
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away — Mae West
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit. — Air Hostess
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so I had to see a dentist instead. — Babloo
A smile in a day , keeps an enemy away — Mercy Pheona
A gratitude prayer a day keeps stinkin thinkin away!~ — Bobby Compton
A cause a day keeps reality away. — Jim Fraser
I hope you know I pack a chain saw. I'll skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might… — Limp Bizkit
A donkey a day keeps the tubesocks at bay. — Greg Schober

Who Wrote These Day Keeps Quotes

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