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Dated Quotes by Al Yankovic
- Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
- I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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- The themes Poe used were universal and timeless. As long as the English language exists at all, we will be able to… — John Astin
- Does not a misplaced optimism exist, common to all mankind, leading on to false conviction that social engagements, if dated sufficiently far… — E. M. Delafield
- I was a groupie for a year and followed a band. I dated the drummer of the band. — Malin Akerman
- In my experience with women that I've dated and my wife now, is you have to know what they care about. And… — Tim Meadows
- I'm in an unusual stage right now, because I haven't dated in so long. The sense of isolation turns it all into… — Andie MacDowell
- Oh yes, I dated Orson Welles. We had many encounters on both coasts. I remember the first time he saw me in… — Maila Nurmi
- I've dated athletes before but it's too tough because we have the same job, we deal with the same problems and both… — Tyson Gay
- I've hung out and dated people I've never even met before. — Derek Jeter