Date Quotes

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You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now… — Arsenio Hall
I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. — Tina Fey
I can look at a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't hesitate to date her. If… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
I would love to not date someone in the same industry as me. Otherwise it becomes what it means to everyone else. — Emma Watson
I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a… — Corey Feldman
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date — Nathan Lane
I don't date dancers, but I've always wanted to teach guys how to dance. — Briana Evigan
I'm an ambassador for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and one of the children, his wish was to go to the Emmys, so he's going to be… — Christina Hendricks
I've come to believe that whoever I am didn't start on December 14, 1946, and isn't going to end on whatever that mysterious date is… — Patty Duke
Phil Spector is probably a better date than Roman Polanski. — Janice Dickinson
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone — Larry David
I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me… — Aubrey Plaza
And I asked my mother 'can I touch the lady in the water? And she said yes I could, but I had to touch Mommy… — Paul Giamatti
I dont think men like a bad girl. Well, I havent had a date in a year so Im obviously doing something wrong. Its not… — Yasmine Bleeth
What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair… — James Lafferty
December 7, 1941. A date which will live in infamy. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
Don't date the captain of the football team; be the captain of the football team. — Courtney Love
Iâ€™ve actually never been taken on a date in my whole life. I have never had a one-night stand. Iâ€™m a real relationship person â€”… — Sienna Miller
I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?! — Kevin Hart
The perfect date is the one where anything and everything goes wrong, but at the end of it, all you want is to see them… — Dylan O'Brien

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