Darn Quotes

99 quotes by 92 authors

The verb 'to darn' is explained in my pocket dictionary as follows: 'To mend by imitating the texture of the stuff, with thread and needle.'… — Daniele Vare
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater
My big thing is to make sure the lipsticks taste good when you kiss. And, well, so far they taste pretty darn good. — Patrick Dempsey
Darn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the reverse gear? — Jack London
I can't believe that people actually know my first and last name. I think it's really, really, gosh-darn neat. — Brittany Murphy
Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told. — Bum Phillips
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. — Casey Stengel
Nobody likes to hear it, because it's dull, but the reason you win or lose is darn near always the same - pitching. — Earl Weaver
Head's all empty, I don't care,' he'd sing to me, quoting the Grateful Dead, and I'd force a smile, thinking that my head was never… — Jennifer Weiner
Don't be led away by those howls about realism. Remember-pine woods are just as real as pigsties and a darn sight pleasanter to be in. — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Most things are predestined, but some are just darn sheer luck, said Roaring Abel. — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Both Rowling and Meyer, theyâ€™re speaking directly to young people. â€¦ The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer… — Stephen King
At the rear of the bus, the driver wrenched a big chunk of smoking metal out of the engine compartment. The bus shuddered, and the… — Rick Riordan
So what if Brian made me feel like fireworks were going off inside me. He could also make me feel like a big fat clod… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock
I got a statistic for you right now. Grab your pencil, Doug. There are five billion trees in the world. I looked it up. Under… — Ray Bradbury
Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some like… — Ring Lardner
And next to Allie, the screamer, once more reminded of his job, began to wail in Allie's ear. Reflexively Allie clapped her hand over his… — Neal Shusterman
My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy. — Jana Oliver
There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth. — Patrick Carman
It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give… — P.G. Wodehouse

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