Damn Quotes

1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors

2 inna de morning deh a VIP dem have a line still stand inna street. Zulu man a come with no damn ID, and get… — Unknown Author
Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fucking time. — The Hangover
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson — Pineapple Express
I might act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurted damn every one of 'em. This ain't over. -Matheson — Pineapple Express
I may act tough, but I got a lot of feelings, and you hurt damn near everyone of them. -Matheson — Pineapple Express
Fuck life! its 2 damn hard ona bitch — Unknown Author
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of… — Homer Simpson
It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now! -Mugatu — Zoolander
It's a family affair, only the fam here. Whole Harlem, uptown we staying here. Chrome bottles bracelets and chandeliers. No Vado ain't rich, but damn… — Unknown Author
And you've brighten up the world with your eyes. And you're so damn lovely when you're on my mind. Cause you're the only one. — A Rocket To The Moon
Im chillin back in Toronto lookin' back at my family struggle like damn a week ago I was chillin livein it up out in New… — D Pryde
Yeah Damn. Talkin bout you aint ghetto russlle, but scence when did people have to live in ghettos to struggle, Huh? — D Pryde
That's the problem with Neutrals - you never know where you stand. Damn them and their neutrality. — Zapp Brannigan
Man I'm so Cleveland It's a god damn shame, so east side I'm a god damn gang. Said you aint heard about my god damn… — Machine Gun Kelly
Raised in this god damn city no I wasnt born in it but believe I'm gon' die right here. — Machine Gun Kelly
Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef — South Park
You runnin with boys I'm runnin wit men. I'mma be rippin the mic till I'm a hundred and ten. Have ya'll niggas like Damn It… — Big L
I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's all I do.… — Keith Richards
But me nah give a damn, buy house and a piece a land. Me walk in, ah, me Timberland, no tell me about no simpleton?… — Collie Buddz
If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke! — Ralphie May
Damn right I like the life I live cause I went from negative to positive and its all good. — Biggie
And you wonder why, why, why, why, why and you resort to gettin' high but damn, you can't find ya stash and you never took… — Devin Tha Dude
To da one on da flamboyant tip. I'll just toss that ham in the fryin pan like spam, get done when I come and slam.… — Cypress Hill
Man I love how Redman tastes and damn I love my Nascar rac.e Any song sung by George Strait is country at it's best. — Eric Church

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