Damn Quotes

1707 Damn quotes by 1128 unique authors

The cultural insistence that parenting is the 'most important' job in the world is a smart way to satiate unappreciated women without doing a damn… — Jessica Valenti
It is not unknown for fathers with a brace of daughters to reel off their names in order of birth when summoning the youngest, and… — Alan Bradley
I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well… — Ogden Nash
Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds. — Jason Biggs
Damn it, how will I ever get out of this labyrinth — Simon Bolivar
Carrying those double tanks around all the time got to be a little rough on me. I had to put that damn wetsuit on and… — Lloyd Bridges
God will not damn a lunatic's soul. He knows that the powers of evil are too great for those of us with weak minds. — Garrett Fort
I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damn scoundrel, and if you were any… — Nathan Bedford Forrest
We don't give a damn what you or anybody else on this planet thinks. We didn't sink those ships for you. We did it for… — Paul Watson
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme… — Bobcat Goldthwait
The thing that I think was very brave of my younger self was that he decided he would be an idiot. Just persevere. That feels… — Salman Rushdie
I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves... only… — Jean Shepherd
It may be a brief interruption - just a few seconds - but what if someone sitting near you is trying to make a decent… — Brad Pitt
There isn't a damn thing wrong with prayer. During the war I served with a guy who prayed all the time, carried a Bible with… — Delroy Lindo
Why don't those damn oil companies fly their own flags on their personal property-maybe a flag with a gas pump on it. — Smedley Butler
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. — Kanye West
Everybody's bones are just holy branches cast from trees to cut patterns in the world. And in time we find some shelter, spill our leaves,… — Radical Face
All you really need to know for the moment is that the universe is a lot more complicated than you might think, even if you… — Douglas Adams
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off. — Prince Philip
By 2050, at bio-extinction's current rate, between 25 per cent and 50 per cent of all species will have disappeared or be too few in… — Stuart L. Pimm
If I play badly I'll pick a fight in the third, just to get into a fight. I'll break a guy's leg to win, I… — Derek Sanderson
If I had to go into a battle and I needed someone loyal and courageous to cover my blindside, I know damn well Woody would… — Jack Tatum
A man in the jungle at night, as someone said, may suppose a hyena's growl to be a lion's; but when he hears the lion's… — Sheldon Vanauken
My heart jumps out of its cage to see what the fuss is about. Damn thing. Always so hopeful, but my voice hides it well. — Sarah Wylie
Entrepreneurs are different beasts. Beasts who don’t give a damn, who kick ass when required, who stand up to a challenge, and who rise time… — Vishwas Mudagal

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