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- Harry, despite your privileged insight into Voldemort’s world (which, incidentally, is a gift any Death Eater would kill to have), you have… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian… — Roseanne Barr
- My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achieved it, and it… — Kathryn Bigelow
- Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about… — Terry Pratchett
- Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote him off… — Drew Barrymore
- I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to… — Glenn Beck
- Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after… — Lewis Black