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D Lol Quotes by Azgraybebly Joslan
- Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house.
- Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their dads built it and their moms clean it.
- If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again?
- A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them.
- Im living proof that you should never give up hope. You may find this hard to believe, given my current level of sheer awesomeness, but…
- The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that youll restart later, so it goes away, then…
- I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, here fill this out..?
- MAY contain nudity? Either it does or it doesnt. DONT WASTE MY TIME !
- Study finds that a man looks into a womans eyes for 8.2 seconds if he is attracted to her, 4.5 seconds if he is not,…
- The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word facial is used.
- 10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t.
- For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
- Ive been reading a book called 1,000 sexual positions. Ive reached position 176 and apparently from now on Im going to need a woman.
- Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
- If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. Shes a slut.
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- Gahhh! I just made a big mess, now the floors are gonna be sticky... (shutup I spilled my sunny D. ) lol… — Syoung
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- Thumbs down if you think my quotes are cool....I wanna see how many thumbs down I can get:D lol — Rachel
- Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house. — Azgraybebly Joslan
- Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their dads built it and their moms clean it. — Azgraybebly Joslan