Best Cruise Words
181 Cruise quotes by 166 unique authors
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I wouldn't want to be married to me, but luckily Tom Cruise does.
— Nicole Kidman
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I want to be like Tom Cruise from 'The Outsiders' and go on and do amazing movies for a long time.
— Ashton Kutcher
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We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what…
— Bill Maher
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There are only three men in the world who are licensed to wear shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise.
— Bill Nighy
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Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized…
— Conan O'Brien
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Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle or a…
— Chris Pratt
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I don't care what Tom Cruise says about therapy.
— Mickey Rourke
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I was on cruise control from '85 to '95, and it was my fault. There were a lot of self-inflicted wounds, when I was not…
— Sylvester Stallone
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Old and young, we are all on our last cruise.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
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Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that…
— Carrot Top
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I was particularly stunned by the casting of [Tom] Cruise, who is no more my Vampire Lestat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler.
— Anne Rice
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The way I see it, being dead is not terribly far off from being on a cruise ship. Most of your time is spent lying…
— Mary Roach
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When you talk about a great actor, you're not talking about Tom Cruise.
— Lauren Bacall
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Both the five-year-olds looked at me with bewilderment and a bit of fearful uncertainty. I had a sudden horrifying image of the woman I might…
— Elizabeth Gilbert
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Witch Baby wanted to ask Ping how to find her Jah-Love angel. She knew Raphael was not him, even though Raphael had the right eyes…
— Francesca Lia Block
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.If you say "No! I don't want it right now," that's when…
— Lynda Barry
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I'm no military expert, and these figures might not be exactly right,' I said. 'But as best I can tell, we've launched 114 Tomahawk cruise…
— Greg Mortenson
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The millions of human beings who were shot, tortured, starved, treated like animals and made the object of a conspiracy of ridicule, can sleep in…
— Raoul Vaneigem
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Now, as far as I knew, he (Luke) was still sailing around on his demon-infested cruise ship while the chopped-up Lord Kronos re-formed, bit by…
— Rick Riordan
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Luxury cruises were designed to make something unbearable (a two week transatlantic crossing) seem bearable. There's no need to do it now, there are planes.…
— Tina Fey
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Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise…
— Charles M. Schulz
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And yet ... But what if ... I want to do something impossible. Something astounding and unheard of. I want to scrub the moss off…
— Isaac Marion
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Jennifer to Beth: Ech. I don't like Tom Cruise. Beth to Jennifer: Me neither. But I usually like Tom Cruise movies. Jennifer to Beth: Me…
— Rainbow Rowell
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Listen to you sounding all badass. I bet you're just listening to a CD called 'The Sounds of Crime' while you cruise for chicks outside…
— Maggie Stiefvater
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Amen, sister, ... All apologies to Tom Cruise.
— Libba Bray
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