Crazy Quotes

4361 Crazy quotes by 2722 unique authors

To be thin and to stay really thin, sometimes some people literally do coke all the time. Some people smoke cigarettes instead of eating. That's… — Beth Ditto
I just thought it could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all about two guys hating… — Sean William Scott
It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything. — Colin Quinn
The whole idea that the rescue was staged or the soldiers were shooting blanks, that's just obvious stuff. Why would you do that in the… — Jessica Lynch
Keep it in tune with the times, but don't write with the specific purpose of trying to create a hit. If you're doing it strictly… — Dorothy Fields
If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would… — Jimmy Buffett
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that?… — Lewis Grizzard
Your home should be your home. People shouldn't be allowed to use whatever crazy lenses they use to catch you waking up in the morning. — Sarah Chalke
Colonel Walker, did it ever occur to you that General Jackson is crazy? — Richard S. Ewell
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then… — Jack Handey
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound… — Jack Handey
Anyone who strays too far from the majority view or the conventional wisdom is bound to be labeled "arrogant," "a maverick," "a Wildman," "weird," or… — John Eliot
A champion is suppose to hate to lose, and it wasn't like I was ever crazy about the idea. But I learned to deal with… — Pete Sampras
Good plays drive bad playgoers crazy. — Brooks Atkinson
Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy — Bennett Cerf
Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's… — Jimmy Buffett
Cherish yesterday. dream tomorrow, live like crazy today!! — Nicholas Murray Butler
It sounds crazy, but I promise you it's true; wearing red lipstick really can change the course of a night out — Unknown Author
It's the internet like the flu - it just spreads like crazy. — Jack Welch
The old philosophy was that parents, especially mothers, caused their kids to become schizophrenic. Now we see that when a kid is this crazy, he'll… — Unknown Author
I've heard all kinds of crazy rumors about myself. I've even heard that I'm pregnant! I've become real good about laughing things off - I… — Carrie Underwood
You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When… — Jerry Seinfeld
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. — Tony Robbins
What do women want? A guy they can't drive crazy. There aren't many around. But they try. They can't help it, it's their nature. — Unknown Author
It's amazing how many people are being fed because of this crazy little thing we started. We're feeding millions and it is not costing anyone… — Unknown Author

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