Crazy Quotes

4361 Crazy quotes by 2722 unique authors

Th-they ch-chasing my kitty cat. They know my zodiac. I'm no virgin or no Virgo. I'm crazy, that's my word doe. — Kesha
I guess I am crazy. There's no other explanation for why I stayed with you for so long. — Kristina
Me!! (: Smiling like crazy — Unknown Author
You don't think I'm a redneck? I'm about to go crazy redneck up in here you ain't a redneck unless you off the road. -Wille — Duck Dynasty
Because it is either too painful or too happy from it = makes on do crazy things — Ms_Freshie
I act like shit don't phase me inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities coujld eat me a live — Tamika-leeigh
Candle lamp says to the firefly go away. Otherwise like me you will get burn, dont come near me! The firefly didn't listen and he… — Glen Rambharack
Love your life, take chances, be crazy. Don't wait 'cause right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again. — Nishan Panwar
White people be crazy. — Philip DeFranco
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the choice. — Philip DeFranco
Just when I thought I heard it all about America's crazy gun laws,up popped a quite an appalling story from Texas. A man called Ezekiel… — Piers Morgan
You see, what I can't understand is how somebody have a life-time friend. Who they've been through thick and thin with and they just fall… — Fabolous
I broke up with poverty... and the last thing that fool said was...you will never find someone like me...Amen..who cares — Jezreel
A rich person is not the one who has the most but the one who needs the least. — Jezreel
We are crazy but we have fun, we are hyper but at least we're not dull,sometimes we talk too much but we're not boring. That's… — Nishan Panwar
I Walk Softly But I Carry A Big Gun! — Jezreel Scott
I am a Believer who doesn't believe in ANYTHING. — Jezreel Scott
You can Hate,or love me,but always respect me. — Jezreel Scott
Please dont act silly, we have politicians for that. — Jezreel Scott
Dear God I know life isn't fair, please make mine bleach! — Jezreel Scott

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