Crash Quotes
526 Crash quotes by 452 unique authors
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Without money the site can't function. Okay, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everyone else, we don't crash EVER! If those servers…
— Mark Zuckerberg
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Fabienne: Where's my Honda? Butch: Sorry, baby, but I had to crash that Honda.
— Pulp Fiction
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We 'bouta crash da club, throw some chairs. Break...Break, break...Break something.
— Lil Wyte
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I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I crash on your couch? -Lrr
— Futurama
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I would give anything right now to stop my life briefly. Just to think about you, without the world continuing all the time. A car…
— Sarah Kim Lashley
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Ill crash that f-ckin airplane at that faggot n-gga B.o.B is in and stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus and wont stop until the…
— Tyler The Creator
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I get so deep in that pussy I touch the back of your soul, you got a man, I bet I can make him pack…
— Lil Wayne
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Create enough Government to crash the system.
— Bill Clinton
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After all- people die, computers crash, relationships end- all we can do is take a deep breath, and reboot.
— Unknown Author
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It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me. -Schmidt
— 21 Jump Street
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It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.
— Jonah Hill
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Lois this family believes in the Easter bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash.
— Peter Griffin
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THE WORM UP .............................. LIFE IS WHAT U MAKE corny so LOVE WHAT GIFTS WE ARE GIVEN SOMEONE IS WATCHING ME AND I KNOW MY…
— Unknown Author
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Bitch, they call it Motor City, cause you're most likely to crash. Fuck it! Good thing I got a chauffeur...Going broke? No sir!
— Big Sean
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I have to keep on. I cannot give up. I cannot crash and burn. If you believe in me, I have to believe in myself.…
— Lacey Deer
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Sometimes, the girl with the prettiest eyes, has shed the most tears. Sometimes, the girl with the prettiest smile, has pasted it on for so…
— Catie Cortese
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Cymbals crash inside the pyramid, voices fill up the halls.
— Frank Ocean
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Miss Congeniality is the furthest thing from me. I relate to the woman in Crash...not the bigotry but the rage. That came easily. My brother-in-law…
— Sandra Bullock
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Pretense is a block of which a bright future to be crash upon; so, don't pretend but be exactly what you are (your true personalty)
— Stephen George
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I've always liked drums to be bright and powerful. I've never used cymbals much. I use them to crash into a solo and out of…
— John Bonham
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I sit back and watch the news every now and then, either get depressed or mad from watching the world just crash.
— J. Cole
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Swedish automaker Saab admitted this week that for certain tests they used human cadavers as crash-test dummies. Worse, they weren't cadavers before the test.
— Seth Meyers
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My uh, geek fan theory that I subscribe to, is the one that we are part of some sort of a conspiratorial experiment. That we…
— Evangeline Lilly
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I've always been a good flier, thank God! If I was bad to start with I'm sure I'd be worse now, because I fly so…
— Emilie De Ravin
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Sadly, it was you boy I trusted the most who left me feeling empty, just like a ghost. I must been crazy to even try,…
— Ira Manabat
Who Wrote These Crash Quotes
452 authors contributed a total of 526 Crash Quotes, led by these top contributors: