Crack Quotes

624 Crack quotes by 492 unique authors

Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk. — Charlie Sheen
I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. — Unkown
My parents were really strict when I was growing up. When we all went to the theatre to see the first Scary Movie I warned… — Anna Faris
But were not gonna crack the eggs because thats abortion! — Jenna Marbles
I'm thinking like, the girl you brought home last night stole your chain, obvi. She probably stuffed it in her ass crack. — Snooki
A lot of these movies, they're really enjoyable to see. Really, it's like smoking crack or something: you walk out, and you feel diminished by… — Ethan Hawke
My heart is that crack in the side walk, you walk on every single day — Eniss
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing. So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going… — Tracy Morgan
I crack my neck and fingers all the time, but for some reason, whenever I hear someone cracking their ankles, I say, 'Eww! There's something… — Josh Hutcherson
Sometimes a small misunderstanding between two people become such a big crack that life ends, but then does not finish — Mak_786
That immediate exchange is crack, it's addictive, that live, pulsatingit's a live thing and nothing can stop it. — Jeremy Renner
I love acting with kids, cause they're great acting partners. They're totally present. Even when they're acting, they're still available and you can crack them… — Mark Ruffalo
Pass that, not you, you hold cracks in your ass crack. I never did that, my sock's where my stash was at. — Unknown Author
My little Jackie Onassis, dig? Im so high, I never land like Mike Jacksons crib. Vest on, .45 still crack ya rib sacrilege. Talk trash… — Unknown Author
I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher… — Ed O'Neill
The nextel chirp era, it made monsters. It's deep rooted it made mobsters, now we break bread and we crack lobsters. — Pusha T
Started from the trap, now I rap. No matter where I'm at, I got crack. — 2 Chainz
After all, relationships between two people that are living in a third to come to such a scope can cause a crack in it /… — Mak_786
A half a million dollars worth of crack money. Wrap your parents up, now you got a black mommy. — 2 Chainz
At first glance, I underestimated how much of an impact you would have on my life. But now, every time I see your infectious smile,… — Ty S Onda

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