Crack Quotes

624 Crack quotes by 492 unique authors

a revolutionary in every bedroom cannot fail to shake up the status quo. And if it is your wife that is revolting, you can't just… — Shulamith Firestone
Clap! Snap! the black crack! Grip, grab! Pinch, nab! And down down to Goblin-town You go, my lad! Clash, crash! Crush, smash! Hammer and tongs!… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Burn, burn tree and fern! Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch To light the night for our delight, Ya hey! Bake and toast â€˜em, fry… — J.R.R. Tolkien
Hundreds,' Joe says. 'Hundreds and hundreds. But then again, I'm old.' So old, Jesus was in your math class,' I say. I crack myself up. — Deb Caletti
I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack. — Richelle Mead
. . . crazy world or maybe it's just the view we have of it, looking through a crack in the door, never being able… — Judith Guest
If you enjoyed laughing in the face of death, you might like to have a crack at High Saffron. One hundred merits, and all you… — Jasper Fforde
There are parts of Texas where a fly lives ten thousand years and a man can't die soon enough. Time gets strange there from too… — Katherine Dunn
Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin. — P.J. O'Rourke
It sucked, but it was way cool at the same time," Gazzy said. "I felt like the Blue Angels!" "Yeah, except the blue Angels are… — James Patterson
The moment we decide to throw more energy into fighting for our mate than with him, the crack of a fist on the enemy's jaw… — Beth Moore
And this Atlantean Destroyer is now leading the Daimons and sending them out to battle against Acheron, who is just using us and the humans… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
As time goes by, as time goes by, the whip-crack of the years, the precipice of illusions, the ravine that swallows up all human endeavour… — Roberto Bolano
Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch! — Darren Shan
The breaking of so great a thing should make A greater crack: the round world Should have shook lions into civil streets, And citizens to… — William Shakespeare
Life was dense, dark, ancient. They watched Dean, serious and insane at his raving wheel, with eyes of hawks. All had their hands outstretched. They… — Jack Kerouac
I grinned at him. 'Jealous?' He grinned right back. 'That's a trick question. If I say yes you'll accuse me of being paranoid and unreasonable,… — Carrie Vaughn
Interesting, isnâ€™t it? What do you have to say about that, Fury? (Savitar) Theyâ€™re on crack. (Fury) Anyone else on crack? (Savitar) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I start to crack at four hundred to one. — Suzanne Collins
And why are we supposed to be serious about God? Did God show up and crack the whip? â€œYou there, Annie in Ohio, I see… — Julia Cameron

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