Cough Quotes

115 Cough quotes by 101 unique authors

A cough so robust that I tapped into two new seams of phlegm. — Bill Bryson
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. — Unknown Author
Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid. — Benjamin Franklin
I've seen men like you in Doris Day films, but I never thought they existed in real life...The men who can't commit, who can't say… — Nick Hornby
Why do people refuse to vaccinate their children against measles or whooping cough? In many cases, because they have never seen measles and have no… — Michael Specter
Mama had her little cough. Once or twice, some quiet sobbing, out of sight... Or the slamming of kitchen cupboard doors. That was her language. — David Small
When I was a child, there were not that many vaccines. I was vaccinated for polio. I actually got measles as a child. I got… — Anthony Fauci
I could have been a better mother. My children assure me it was fine. But when you are running to catch the train to go… — Sue Townsend
I think coughing up slugs was quite hard. Ron has a scene where he has to cough up these giant slugs. — Rupert Grint
I had rather munch a crust of brown bread and an onion in a corner, without any more ado or ceremony, than feed upon turkey… — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I tell people, if you really want me to look that good, why don't you cough up about $2 million more and hire Alec or… — Daniel Baldwin
Today is one of the best days ever. I am very thankful for today. What is it you ask? IT'S DREW'S BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DREW!!!… — Leslie
If you can hide love and a cough, then I say you can hide your ignorance too. — Vikrant Parsai
Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turns into sluts. Homework goes into the trash. Detention becomes suspension. Mobile phone are used in class. Soda… — Kayla
I just dont know why people stalk. like forreal why? it's a big waste of your time! and plus its called cyberstalking. which is the… — Patience
I can't hold it in any longer, I gasp for air and cough. The shit they're feeding us is enough to make me hop off… — Raghib Clitso
Step 1: Cough and gag. Step 2: Repeat Step 1 until it feels like maybe your lungs aren't inside your body anymore. Step 3: Remember… — Jhiess Krieg
Two women were talking. When I was young, I used to laugh when my mother crossed her legs when she had to cough or sneeze.… — Green Monk
If cough medicine isn't meant to be abused, it should come with a table spoon, not a glass for taking shots. — Green Monk
What's evil like? Is it tingly? Are my eyebrows gonna go all pointy and I'm gonna get some evil laugh that turns into a cough?!… — Po - The Dragon Warrior
When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough — Greek Proverb
I cough on the chorus, sneeze on that loose leaf Napkin. Nigga my loogies eat tracks up, now while my fan base adds up. — Unknown Author
She is said to be inclined to cough noisily when he goes on too long at the rostrum; but this is a traditional prerogative of… — Unknown Author
Now, there ain't no way that you could kill the beast dead, I got Middle East women and Middle East bread. I got oil well… — Busta Rhymes
He starts to shake and cough, just like the old man in the book by Nabokov. — The Police

Who Wrote These Cough Quotes

101 authors contributed a total of 115 Cough Quotes, led by these top contributors: