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- Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. — Unknown Author
- I'm not into younger men. A couple of years younger, maybe, but I'm not a cougar. I'm not a panther, either. — LisaRaye McCoy-Misick
- After the Cougars' 19-15 Cotton Bowl victory over Kansas State We're the only team in NCAA history to win 14 games in… — LaVell Edwards
- Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. — J. Cole
- I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar. — Ben Katchor
- When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the… — Henry David Thoreau
- Late in the third quarter the Cougars were behind 12-0. Duva had completed 5 out of 20 passes. Edwards looked at Gifford… — LaVell Edwards
- Wild animals are not meant to be owned, any more than human beings are. Nobody has the right to pass a cougar… — Pat Derby
- I don't find the whole 'cougar' word that offensive. — Courteney Cox
- Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not. — Betty White
- The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you… — Mindy Kaling
- I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars. — Jenny Lawson