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- Your DVD collection is organized, and so is your walk-in closet. Your car is clean and vacuumed, your frequently dialed numbers are… — David Brooks
- As I walked down the street while talking on the phone, sophisticated New Yorkers gaped at the sight of someone actually moving… — Martin Cooper
- Cordless vacuums are designed for quick jobs, but you need enough power to do the job; you don't want the power waning… — James Dyson
- I invented the cordless extension cord. — Steven Wright
- I am something of a recluse by nature. I am that cordless screwdriver that has to charge for twenty hours to earn… — Donald Miller
- Is there a phone I can use? (Talon) In the kitchen. (Sunshine) Could you please bring it to me? (Talon) It’s not… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you dont recharge his batteries,… — Unknown Author
- No strings attached, like a cordless phone You see my intentions with you is clear I'm learning not to judge a woman… — J. Cole