Cop Quotes

447 quotes by 363 authors

Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to say… — Due Date
But it is what it is, gotta eat right? Cop them things they be whiter than your teeth right? — Young Jeezy
Before enlightenment, cop wood and carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water ... but no longer trip over things at night. — Skye Milo
Them cars, we pulling 'em off the lot. Don't even test drive it before I cop. — Wiz Khalifa
Ahh, its that drop top Phantom chop all gold Rolly tock. Fuck yo fans, fuck a cop all my bitches betty bops. — Tyga
In your town I cop me a pound, show me one and I'll roll one. All my niggas straight drug addicts cause it takes one… — Wiz Khalifa
If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.' — Alec Straub
Weather your a judge , lawyer , cop , Teacher , or student , At the end of the day ,We are all the same — Shaquille Solomon
Hit a punk in the back with a pump in the back, till he's off balance. And I'm back in the front of the front… — Kendrick Lamar
Hey Barack Obama...I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end. — Amanda Bynes
Throwing L's up, Glocks up. Don't start us, can't stop us. Everywhere they spot us. Chopper light, kill a cop though. — Chief Keef
The night I was recognized for 'Daughters' at the Grammys was the night this record started. I knew I had bought the time to learn… — John Mayer
The cop gets to the window and says the same thing that they all say, right, 'Do you know why I stopped you?' It was… — Gabriel Iglesias
I'm the type a nigga cop a Rolly, cop a Benz, cop a two. Then wear it all to Church, nigga Hallelu. — 2 Chainz
Many of the punk bands are cop-outs and imitators and have made it easy for the likes of Green Peace...Green Day, who I hate. I… — John Lydon
COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN! — Ana
I be stuntin' when I ride past my old school. I say fuck the new car, I cop the old school. — Wiz Khalifa
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light — Hussein Nishah
The best way to tell a cop off is by being a lawyer. — Kevin McCarty
Its a fucked up world, a fucked up place,everybodys judged my theyre fucked up face,fucked up dreams,fucked up life, fucked up kid with a fucked… — Limp Bizkit

Who Wrote These Cop Quotes

363 authors contributed a total of 447 Cop Quotes, led by these top contributors: