Cooked Quotes
189 quotes by 167 authors
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When you travel so many weeks a year, it's always nice to have a home-cooked meal.
— Maria Sharapova
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I'm the type of woman you might say is too good. I'll massage a man's feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once…
— Angie Stone
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I know most Americans don't have this luxury, but we are in Los Angeles and are lucky enough to be able to grill outside almost…
— Alison Sweeney
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I have never cooked a meal in my life and always end up paying for dozens of people to eat with me.
— Rufus Wainwright
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It's very tempting to have a nanny and live in a gated community and have a chef - I'd love to have a few dinners…
— Kate Winslet
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I like children. If they're properly cooked.
— W.C. Fields
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Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar…
— Norman Douglas
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I wondered if the fire had been out to get me. I wondered if all fire was related, like Dad said all humans were related,…
— Jeannette Walls
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In our dreams we can have our eggs cooked exactly how we want them, but we can't eat them.
— Anna Freud
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At some time in the recent past someone had decided to brighten the ancient corridors of the University by painting them, having some vague notion…
— Terry Pratchett
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It can be exhausting eating a meal cooked by a man. With a woman, it's, Ho hum, pass the beans. A guy, you have to…
— Deb Caletti
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STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like…
— Rachel Renée Russell
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What are you doing out here? (Gallagher) Not much. Akri is off with that red-headed demon so he said I could go play just so…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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And then as always, I saw the prayer coming at me. And, as always, Number 1 killed me! Set me on fire, cooked me to…
— James Patterson
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Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.
— Kathryn Stockett
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The result of my life is no more than three words: I was raw, I became cooked, I was burnt.
— Unknown Author
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Yes, the sky was now a devastating, home-cooked red. The small German town had been flung apart one more time. Snowflakes of ash fell so…
— Markus Zusak
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I ate him," said the homunculus, biting into his sausage. The kids couldn't hide their looks of horror. He smiled, sausage juice running down his…
— Pseudonymous Bosch
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That's the thing with handmade items. They still have the person's mark on them, and when you hold them, you feel less alone. This is…
— Aimee Bender
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He set fire to some potatoes, then cooked some undelivered post in the embers." - Dad "Did he now? What a strange fellow. I would…
— Jasper Fforde
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