Cook Quotes

1008 Cook quotes by 705 unique authors

What's the most humiliating thing? When you take someone to dinner or you cook somebody dinner and they get food poisoning. I mean, how bad… — Wendi McLendon-Covey
I can cook really well. I started cooking as a kid, so I can fend for myself in the kitchen and even do a little… — Ty Pennington
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them. — Roseanne Barr
A bad boyfriend is someone you give everything to - you live with him, cook for him, sleep with him - thinking he is going… — Mika Brzezinski
Once fire was discovered, the instinct for improvement made men bring food to it. First to dry it, then to put it on the coals… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I always knew how to cook and at one point in my career where I had done nine television pilots before Three's Company and they… — Suzanne Somers
The best sculptor is the one who can most accurately reproduce in marble the image that he sees before him. The good cook follows the… — Sterling W Sill
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried… — Groucho Marx
Good french cooking cannot be produced by a zombie cook. — Julia Child
I like to eat good food. I cook and collect wine. I like going for long walks when I can. — Eric Allman
I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either.… — Mark Mothersbaugh
I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas. — Monique Coleman
I would cook it, and look at the pictures and masturbate. — Jeffrey Dahmer
The proverb has it that Hunger is the best cook. The Law makes afflicted consciences hungry for Christ. Christ tastes good to them. Hungry hearts… — Martin Luther
Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg… — Gabrielle Reece
I start the day with oatmeal with vanilla almond milk. If I don't, I'm dying by noon and eating everything in sight. On-set, I avoid… — Kaley Cuoco
Of the people who cook on television, I have admired people like Jacques Pepin, Julia Child, Mario Batali, Jamie Oliver and a few others because… — Steve Albini
Not being ambitious of martyrdom, even in the cause of gastronomical enterprise, especially if the instrument is to be a contemptible, rank-smelling fungus, I never… — Mary Virginia Terhune
Although oyster mushrooms have been studied extensively and support health in a number of ways, it is also extremely important to always cook oyster mushrooms! — Paul Stamets
In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife. — June Allyson
I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to… — Wyclef Jean
I will tell you, I'm a lousy cook, but I think I'm a pretty good judge of a good meal. — Barney Frank
Be a fearless cook! Try out new ideas and new recipes, but always buy the freshest and finest ingredients, whatever they may be. Furnish your… — Julia Child
You have no choice as a professional chef: you have to repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat until it becomes part of yourself. I certainly don't cook… — Jacques Pepin
If a cook can't make soup between two and seven, she can't make it in a week. — Anthony Trollope

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