Computers Quotes

764 quotes by 542 authors

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. — Robert Paul
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window. — Robert Paul
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. — Thomas Watson
Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver. — Robert Paul
One of the biggest challenges we had in the first decade was not that many people had personal computers. There weren't that many people to… — Steve Case
Truth is emotional, it's fluid, and above all, it's human. No matter how quick we get with computers, no matter how much information we have,… — Suman Rai
Even though it is an apple,dell or hp from outside but from inside ...all of it is 'INTEL' — Melchor Lim
If you cant find the Any key on your laptop to continue try using a hammer a couple of times. — Paul Kityo
Think of the last day you never ever had computer ,mobile, laptop or internet! Pause for a moment and thank for these gifts for the… — Khumaer Singh
Sometimes I wish life had a system restore button. — Mwaaba Mugala
If the criteria was whether it demanded a cash bribe, what data wouldn't be considered corrupted? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
Let us not forget, as clever or profound as these lovely quotes may indeed be; if you are living for social media, you are not… — Eric Nickel
Some computers are almost human. When they make a mistake they put the blame on another computer. — Vikrant Parsai
If computers where humans. — Wills Jojo
I am the PC — Wills Jojo
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval — Green Monk
We are going to make sure that there is high-speed broadband available to everyone, and affordable to people historically kept out of it. It means… — Ben Hecht
Well, we didn't have our original drummer on our last record. And most of that album was not played as a band in the studio.… — James Iha
The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language. — Jim Clark

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