Complaining Quotes

1214 quotes by 936 authors

People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out… — Dave Barry
Sure the body count in this movie bothers me, but what are you gonna do? It's what everybody likes. At least it's not an awful… — Bonnie Bedelia
I'll be dead by the time I'm forty. — Rod Stewart
It's a drag having to wear socks during matches, because the tan, like, stops at the ankles. I can never get my skin, like, color… — Monica Seles
Sometimes I feel like an old hooker. — Cher
We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus clowns. — Nicolas Cage
My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was… — James Woods
They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck in,… — Little Richard
With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through… — Sarah Ferguson
If I could live my life over again, there is one thing I would change. I would want to be able to eat less. — Luciano Pavarotti
When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the story of my private life. — Gloria Swanson
If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are. — Dorothy Parker
We're an ideal political family, as accessible as Disneyland. — Maureen Reagan
It really bothers me when I see people doing my mother in drag. I mean, just imagine if you saw people doing that with your… — Chaz Bono
My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me. — Lee Trevino
I have a face like the behind of an elephant. — Charles Laughton
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?" — Robin Williams
I have eyes like those of a dead pig. — Marlon Brando
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. — Phyllis Diller
Don't tell anyone. I'm supposed to be dumb. — Helena Christensen

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