Communist Quotes

527 Communist quotes by 361 unique authors

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto! — Stephen Colbert
Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of… — Bill Watterson
In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies, or that Norsemen… — Jon Stewart
Except for the small revolutionary groups which exist in all countries, the whole world was determined upon preventing revolution in Spain. In particular the Communist… — George Orwell
Vietnam was a country where America was trying to make people stop being communists by dropping things on them from airplanes. — Kurt Vonnegut
Gays, lesbians, straights, feminists, fascist pigs, communists, Hare Krishnas - none of them bother me. I don't care what banner they raise. But what I… — Haruki Murakami
Between capitalist and communist society there lies the period of the revolutionary transformation of the one into the other. Corresponding to this is also a… — Karl Marx
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe… — Arlo Guthrie
Experience has taught me that the shallowest of communist platitudes contains more of a hierarchy of meaning than contemporary bourgeois profundity. — Walter Benjamin
Communists are people who fancied that they had an unhappy childhood. — Gertrude Stein
In the end we beat them with Levi 501 jeans. Seventy-two years of Communist indoctrination and propaganda was drowned out by a three-ounce Sony Walkman.… — P.J. O'Rourke
I have no concern with any economic criticisms of the communist system; I cannot inquire into whether the abolition of private property is expedient or… — Sigmund Freud
I am a Communist, a convinced Communist! For some that may be a fantasy. But to me it is my main goal. — Mikhail Gorbachev
I never agree with Communists or any other kind of kept men. — H. L. Mencken
Any power must be an enemy of mankind which enslaves the individual by power and by force, whether it arises under the Fascist or the… — Albert Einstein
I do not believe in communism any more than you do but there is nothing wrong with the Communists in this country. Several of the… — Franklin D. Roosevelt
A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you… — Winston Churchill
What is a Communist? One who hath yearnings For equal division of unequal earnings, Idler or bungler, or both, he is willing, To fork out… — Ebenezer Elliott
The real evil of the Russian communist state is not communism. It is the secret police and the concentration camp. — John Boyd Orr
We believe firmly that Communism internally and externally can and must be fought without resort to the Communist tactics of the suppression of all individual… — Emanuel Celler
Communists have become bureaucrats. If anything will destroy us, it is this. — Vladimir Lenin
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a Communist. — Alvin Dark
We Communists never conceal our political views. Definitely and beyond all doubt, our future or maximum program is to carry China forward to socialism and… — Mao Zedong
Taken as a whole, the Chinese revolutionary movement led by the Communist Party embraces the two stages, i.e., the democratic and the socialist revolutions, which… — Mao Zedong
How would that premise stand up if he examined it? That was probably why the Communists were always cracking down on Bohemiansism. When you were… — Ernest Hemingway

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