Best Commercials Wisdom

276 Commercials quotes by 238 unique authors

God never talks. But the devil keeps advertising, Father. The devil does a lot of commercials. — William Peter Blatty
And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles. — Raymond Chandler
Television screens saturated with commercials promote the utopian and childish idea that all problems have fast, simple, and technological solutions. You must banish from your… — Neil Postman
By and large a good rule for finding out is this: the kind of work God usually calls you to is the kind of work… — Frederick Buechner
I spent my time drinking and staring at a television in the airport bar. More death and destruction. Crime. Pollution. All the news stories were… — John Twelve Hawks
Can she be divorced?" I asked. "And famous for her commercials and ideas?" She can be anything," Boo told me, and this is what I… — Sarah Dessen
Dreams are like commercials, but her dreams are picture perfect... — Jack Johnson
You’re barely one step up from the Australopithecines, aren’t you? (Acheron) Hey, be respectful when you say that, snot nose. Haven’t you seen the commercials?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are… — Bette Midler
i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants. — Rick Riordan
You will not be able to stay home, brother./You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out./You will not be able… — Gil Scott-Heron
I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue… — Tina Fey
The young man shivered. He rolled the stock themes of fantasy over in his mind: cars and stockbrokers and commuters, housewives and police, agony columns… — Neil Gaiman
He was the most perfectly formed man she'd ever imagined. He was movie stars, men in underwear commercials, guys at the gym, the construction worker… — Jude Deveraux
That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax,… — Ira Levin
So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They solve problems, such… — Stephen Colbert
I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every… — Ernest Cline
Only about half of all commercials actually work. — Jerry Thomas
Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish… — Evelyn Waugh
The more successful a political party, the more winning its ways, the less of its time is spent casting about for policy or determining it… — Dalton Camp
I work in film, TV, commercials and do live PR stunts for companies. A lot of my time is spent reading scripts and looking at… — Steve Truglia
The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials! — Joan Ganz Cooney
I grew up watching movies and television, and one day when I was really young I told my mom I wanted to become an actor,… — Cameron Monaghan
I have gone to many theaters where it is so unpleasant with the commercials before the movie, the volume, and the disrespect of the filmgoers.… — Jeff Garlin
I began modeling in N.Y. and doing commercials. That led to regional theatre and then Broadway and then movies. — Ian Ziering

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