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• Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.
• "After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is…
• Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely to the…
• Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of…
• There was the man who seemed to be attempting to decieve his ball and lull it into a false sense of security…
• It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring…
• Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were worshipped…
• I believe there are two ways of writing novels. One is mine, making a sort of musical comedy without music and ignoring…

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