College Quotes

2893 College quotes by 2074 unique authors

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. — George Foreman
I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple… — Arsenio Hall
One minute you're up half a million in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don't go to college and they've repossessed your Bentley. — Dan Aykroyd
Personally, I liked working for the university. They gave us money and facilities. We didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college.… — Dan Aykroyd
I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth.… — Erma Bombeck
But thousands die without or this or that, Die, and endow a college or a cat. — Alexander Pope
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. — Elbert Hubbard
Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them. — George Horace Lorimer
I noticed that almost everyone I went to college with has worked at something other than the subject they majored in. I guess that's one… — Kent McCord
I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed. — Bruce Lee
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. — Clive James
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't… — Craig Kilborn
Let me say no danger and no hardship ever makes me wish to get back to that college life again. — Joshua Chamberlain
The bottom line is that if I did it, you can do it. I got rich without the benefit of a college education or a… — Felix Dennis
You have to be reminded of a basic fact: intelligence belongs to the watching consciousness; memory belongs to the mind. Memory is one thing -… — Rajneesh
Students throughout the totalitarian world risk life and limb for freedom of expression, many American college students are demanding that big brother restrict their freedom… — Alan Dershowitz
To a brave man, good and bad luck are like his left and right hand. He uses both. — St. Catherine of Siena
All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge. — Mark Twain
Stay in college, get the knowledge. And stay there until you're through. If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make… — Muhammad Ali
The Good Spirit never cared for the colleges, and though all men and boys were now drilled in Greek, Latin, and Mathematics, it had quite… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Let reverence for the laws, be breathed by every American mother, to the lisping babe, that prattles on her lap - let it be taught… — Abraham Lincoln
To all of which is added a selection from the elementary schools of subjects of the most promising genius, whose parents are too poor to… — Thomas Jefferson
About the time I turned 50, I experienced the profound biological change that often accompanies women at that age. Also, I put two kids in… — Jane Pauley
After 17' is a song I wrote when my first daughter went to college, so that's kind of where I'm at in that part of… — Alan Jackson
I'd had my daughter when I was a teenager - I took my daughter to college with me. — Loni Anderson

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