Best Cocktail Lines

145 Cocktail quotes by 137 unique authors

People think they know you. They think they know how youre handling a situation. But the truth is, no one knows. No one knows what… — Jerhia
U r as cool as Vodka, as hard as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as mixed as cocktail n as special… — Norden
Hey skut I have a cocktail but you can keep the cock — SHEYA
I was swimming in a cocktail of emotions, which included shame, frustration, disappointment, disgust, sadness and more. — Kumar Anupam
I don't look like someone who leans on a mantelpiece with a cocktail in my hand, you know. — Charles Bronson
We lived a very quiet life. We'd never go out. We once went to that sex orgy, and I didn't like it, and that was… — Christine Keeler
Whether it's an orgy or a cocktail party, I know how to do it. — Robert Mapplethorpe
Never trust any complicated cocktail that remainds perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds. — Terry Pratchett
'The Mark' I played a psychiatrist. And in the '50's everybody went to a psychiatrist because if you didn't, you'd have nothing to talk about… — Rod Steiger
A rioter with a Molotov cocktail in his hands is not fighting for civil rights any more than a Klansman with a sheet on his… — Lyndon B. Johnson
I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam — ICarly
Placebo from the garden of Eden. Rub it on bone watch the skin grow. Blissful cocktail makes a god from heathens. Changing your life to… — Angelspit
Cocktail shots are a medium where people deny themselves the privilege of enjoying a drink! — Ajit Balgi
Los Angeles sucks for going out, Everything here is a 'lounge'. Everyone just sits around at a table, drinking a cocktail, looking at each other.… — Channing Tatum
Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into but… — Steve Carell
My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of… — Joan Rivers
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong… — Horla
Everyone assumes we're always going to have a cocktail and a cigarette in hand. Fans expect us all to be dressed up all the time.… — Christina Hendricks
There will be people who will line up to put Your in your place, while others will pole vault over each other to knock You… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Find you cocktail name and comment on the pic what it is!!! mine is MULTI-COULORED CUM — Meslf

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