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145 Cocktail quotes by 137 unique authors

I'm basically a cocktail jazz kind of pianist. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a very good keyboard player. People think I… — Ray Manzarek
Our compulsive hunger always to know first, speak first and decide first has only been amplified by the fact that we can now all participate… — John Podhoretz
Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds. — Terry Pratchett
Criminal justice, as it pertains to the Goldmans and Morgan Stanleys of the world, is not adversarial combat, with cops and crooks duking it out… — Matt Taibbi
Appearing in 'Legally Blonde' has helped me find my inner girl, although at the beginning the director was constantly telling me off for sitting like… — Sheridan Smith
**New business concepts are always, always the product of lucky foresight.** That's right - the essential insight doesn't come out of any dirigiste planning process;… — Gary Hamel
There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and… — Raymond Chandler
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing… — David Sedaris
On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early… — Amy Sedaris
Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties. — Oscar Wilde
Life's just a cocktail party - on the street. — Mick Jagger
Besides, if I wanted to hear people speaking wall-to-wall French, all I had to do was remove my headphones and participate in what is known… — David Sedaris
The cocktail filled him with a whirling exhilaration behind which he was aware of devastating desires—to rush places in fast motors, to kiss girls, to… — Sinclair Lewis
We're out of cocktail olives, it's a tragedy of historic proportions, but we're coping because we're Americans. — Dean Koontz
Shrimps ought to stay small and curled up in their cocktail sauce, if you ask me. — Aya Nakahara
If your Soviet neighbor is trying to set fire to your house, you can't be worrying about the Arab down the block. If suddenly it's… — Max Brooks
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at… — John Mortimer
Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail... — Sophie Kinsella
so my grandmother was not without humanity. and if she wore cocktail dresses when she labored in the garden, they were cocktail dresses she no… — John Irving
Every country has its cocktail-party question. A simple one-sentence query, the answer to which unlocks a motherlode of information about the person you just met....… — Eric Weiner
...when the armed robber of unhappiness knocks over the Keebler cookie display of our complacency, and bangs the samurai sword of negativity on the checkout… — Dave Barry
Why mundanes always insist on taking responsibility for things that aren't their fault is a mystery to me. You didn't force that cocktail down his… — Cassandra Clare
I had fun. That’s what I believe in. Fun, flings, the sizzle. It starts as a shiver, when you see a man for the first… — Sophie Kinsella
In university courses we do exercises. Term papers, quizzes, final examinations are not meant for publication. We move through a course on Dostoevsky or Poe… — John Gardner
I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear high heels and… — Lisa Lutz

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