Closet Quotes

430 Closet quotes by 357 unique authors

Polo lookin like a got kentucky derby in my closet. — Big Sean
If this skeleton is in a closet, thats where she keeps it, I dont do business with sharks, so she stays quiet and peeps em. — Pitbull
Im fly like I had me a shoe closet for diner no I'm not a dog bitch — Wiz Khalifa
Bullet hit my leg so I rolled to the left. Guess where I was at? Damn right, in the closet! Grabbed a pump, now its… — Unknown Author
She up in the closet! — Madea
YOU EVER BEEN SO DRUNK AND THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GIRLS BATHROOM TO PISS AND WENT HER CLOSET AND PISSED ON HER SHOES!! 2… — Mike Epps
They take the greats from the past and compare us. I wonder if they'd ever survive in this era. In a time where it's recreation,… — Drake
Drunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. His friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling outwere the f*** is NARNIA:) — Elena
Dunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. his friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling out were the eff is NARNIA!!! — Hannah
A year ago I was poor somewhat now my futures brighter than christophers new haircut bruno is still suckin dick and fuckin male butts in… — Tyler The Creator
Q.Why is justin Bieber so white? A.Because there's no sun in the closet — Unknown Author
Gay people are such great dressers because they`ve spent a lot of time in the closet. — Itsme867
Is anyone really surprised by the fact that President Obama came out of the closet for gay marriage? What was most surprising is when he… — Bristol Palin
Yes I have had many skeletons in my closet but I was enough of an adult to clean them out and not care who sees… — Danielle Rose Meave-Caterino
I've never seen so many sweater sets...are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s? -Renee Perry — Desperate Housewives
In every housewife's closet there's an article of clothing that tells you more about its owner than she would want you to know. It might… — Desperate Housewives
People around me laugh because I still have a deep understanding of what a dollar gets you and how far to make that dollar go.… — Hilary Swank
People always think that there has got to be a dark side to everyone, a closet with skeletons, demons under the bed. People think all… — Tom Hanks
I love cutting flowers and working in the garden. I like doing dishes. I can become obsessive about mundane things like cleaning out my closet,… — Charlize Theron
Esco, dress code, it changes. Harrods in England. Back to the star spangled labels in my closet hanging. — Unknown Author
I describe it, hope you can visualize it. This is reminiscent to all the parks in the project. When my British Knights can rival your… — Unknown Author
Checks under the bed. Then under the dresser. He looks at the closet. I pull out my Beretta. He walks up to the closet. He… — R. Kelly
I am messy. Not really really messy, but I'm not as neat as Tia. She's so neat ! When I go in her closet she… — Tamera Mowry
That wasn't a problem, coming out of the closet, at all. My parents accepted it. I had, you know, I was very lucky in that… — Elton John
I Don't Walk Around Screaming It out. But Don't Think I Run To The Closet In An Instance To Fear. Being Gay Is Just A… — Marquez Brown

Who Wrote These Closet Quotes

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