Clever Status Quotes

64 Clever Status quotes by 8 unique authors

• Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one. — Hussein Nishah
• We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again — Hussein Nishah
• Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside — Hussein Nishah
• People need to lose the attitudes today bcoz I am NOT in the mood — Hussein Nishah
• Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love — Hussein Nishah
• When your ex says youll never find anyone like me reply thats the point — Hussein Nishah
• Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper — Hussein Nishah
• Its funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER — Hussein Nishah
• Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken — Hussein Nishah
• You know sweety, my lips wont just kiss themselves. Please help — Hussein Nishah
• Its not cheating unless you get caught — Hussein Nishah
• I was blinded by your beauty so Im going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. — Hussein Nishah
• Ive noticed you noticing me and Im just giving you notice that Ive noticed you — Hussein Nishah
• No matter where I am, no matter where you are, Ill be there when its over baby. Cause I was there from the start — Hussein Nishah
• When your enemies are making mistakes, dont interrupt them — Hussein Nishah
• Would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic — Hussein Nishah
• You cant handle my undivided attention — Hussein Nishah
• My mind tells me to give up, my heart wont let me — Hussein Nishah
• I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me — Hussein Nishah
• I wont try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me — Hussein Nishah
• Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance — Hussein Nishah
• Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here — Hussein Nishah
• I dont like to think myself as Special I like to think myself as limited edition — Hussein Nishah
• My life is open book but I dont allow everyone to read it — Hussein Nishah
• Dont worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday — Hussein Nishah

Who Wrote These Clever Status Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 64 Clever Status Quotes as follows:

• 57 Clever Status Quotes by Hussein Nishah
• 1 Clever Status Quote by W.C. Fields
• 1 Clever Status Quote by Oscar Wilde
• 1 Clever Status Quote by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
• 1 Clever Status Quote by John Quincy Adams
• 1 Clever Status Quote by Jim Rohn
• 1 Clever Status Quote by Israel Zangwill
• 1 Clever Status Quote by Bakare