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James Clerk Maxwell's [work is the] most profound and the most fruitful ... — Albert Einstein
Please drop a note to the clerk of the weather, and have a good, rousing snow-storm -- say on the twenty-second. None of your meek,… — Kate Douglas Wiggin
I’m no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is their camera. All… — Weegee
Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take… — Zach Galifianakis
I believe that humanity now is desperately calling for new ideas. These new ideas must come from spiritual teachers and artists, from poets and philosophers,… — Neale Donald Walsch
When big-time blunders occur in any workplace, the boss or bosses usually are at fault, not clerks or secretaries or salespeople. Not reporters, the buck… — Al Neuharth
A young lady went into a bookstore and asked the clerk for Irving Stone's book, "Immoral Wife." The title is "Immortal Wife," the clerk replied.… — James Keller
You need not see what someone is doing to know if it is his vocation, you have only to watch his eyes: a cook mixing… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Im gonna try to pay for CLERKS III myself. As much as I love the crowd-funding model, thats an advancement in indie film that belongs… — Kevin Smith
I was under the librarians' protection. Civil servants and servants of civility, they had my back. The would be whatever they needed to be that… — Marilyn Johnson
Consider Christmas - could Satan in his most malignant mood have devised a worse combination of graft plus bunkum than the system whereby several hundred… — Upton Sinclair
But do not give it to a lawyer's clerk to write, for they use a legal hand that Satan himself will not understand. — Miguel de Cervantes
In politics and in trade, bruisers and pirates are of better promise than talkers and clerks. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Emotions are contagious. We've all known it experientially. You know after you have a really fun coffee with a friend, you feel good. When you… — Daniel Goleman
Why do all the clerks and navvies in the railway trains look so sad and tired, so very sad and tired? I will tell you.… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
The streets of New York and some wards of its venerable institutions were packed with people who, despite being entirely forsaken, had episodes of glory… — Mark Helprin
And so every one of us in the FBI, I don't care if it's a file clerk someplace or an agent there or a computer… — Robert Muller
Most of my colleagues go on backpacking trips when they have to do some thinking. I go to a good hardware store and head for… — Neal Stephenson
The champions of socialism call themselves progressives, but they recommend a system which is characterized by rigid observance of routine and by a resistance to… — Ludwig von Mises
The aether: Invented by Isaac Newton, reinvented by James Clerk Maxwell. This is the stuff that fills up the empty space of the universe. Discredited… — Leon M. Lederman
If you are chosen town clerk, forsooth, you cannot go to Tierra del Fuego this summer; but you may go to the land of infernal… — Henry David Thoreau
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you… — Phyllis Diller
Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin… — Jimmy Breslin
A man who is a politician at forty is a statesman at three score and ten. It is at this age, when he would be… — W. Somerset Maugham
But now I see well the old proverb is true: That parish priest forgetteth that ever he was a clerk! — John Heywood

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